Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Kinzua Country Tango Trash Talk

Just thought I'd let you guys know that the girls team, KB2 has been dishing trash. It just hasn't hit the blog yet.
I only get one shot at bragging rights this year. I have to beat Maija on the swim....
I think this means I have to try and use fins for as long as I can. Is there any way you guys can meet me at the beach and carry me up to the transition box? I have a feeling my legs aren't going to want to run up that hill. Or is that illegal? :-)

10 comments:

CSquared said...

Hog tie you and let the trucks winch pull you up the hill. You have lost weight, but I'm not wasting my precious arm strength carrying, when I know I have to canoe :)

Trash talking! Wait KB2 did not beat us last year. So, I am not sure why they are trash talking.

Once again their whole transitions seem to revolve around Jerry doing things. They better sweet talk us, or at least Jerry.

m said...

See the problem with your team...is that there are KB2 husbands on there, and if they know what's good for em...they will do what they are told!

As for the swim...you will need your flippers Mr. Bear! Even if it leaves your feet and calfs cramped by 10 mins in!

GC said...

KB2 has strengthened our weaknesses for Tango 2009. By adding Thad's sister, a 14yr old phenom and a private canoe instructor, how can we NOT beat you??? So watch out, boys, it's our race to win! Not to mention we have a title to defend.....

And we're going to have super cool tattoos! :-)

GC said...

OH!! And how could I forget....perhaps the cutest team mascot EVER!! Mr. Coopey Coopersen!

SJV said...

I don't know about this whole "Thad's sister" thing. I smell a conflict of interest. She's gonna have the inside scoop on the orienteering!

And I thought all racers had to be 16.

Cheaters never win.

CSquared said...

Yea, what Shawn said!

CSquared said...

I thought about the mascot. Why don't we have a mascot? I can bring Bear the three legged wonder dog. or we just got a gold fish, he is kind of cute if you are into the slimy bug eyed hide behind the castle don't touch me pet. I know the cats really like him (her).

GC said...

No cheating going on here. We checked with Thad before signing up Ellis. she had to have parental consent, which she does.

As for Cindy, (Thad's sister), even if she did know something, we wouldn't ask her. We don't need to cheat to win!

And Craig, YES!!! BRING BEAR!!! That would be fantastic! You would then have "swimming bear" and "bear the 3-legged wonder dog"! Love it! Not sure how he would do in the heat though...he's so furry! But super cute! :-)

CSquared said...

I don't know how Bear would do, but the goldfish could keep Matt company, well until the Muskie grabbed him. Then I would have to explain to Eleanor how her 13 cent (14 cents with tax, does that seem right they charge tax on an animal, where's PETA when you need them), fish was lost but for a good cause.

MJB said...

Dudley the wrinkle dog is available for the Men's Mascot (for a price of course). Given his appearance he is sure to attract attention and possibly distract some but not all of your competition...Ya see we on KB2 aren't distracted by such things!!!